the two-neck squeeze

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
So like a normal rainbow”
He decided to do the two-neck squeeze and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo May 08, 2018
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rusty two-hole

An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 October 23, 2015
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two pretty bestfriends

person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021
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Oklahoma Two Sack

When two people are having sex and both wear a sack on their heads.
That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!
by @paulester9 May 08, 2019
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Just take two.

When you're not sure what the exact dosage of a drug is.
"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 21, 2020
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tier two shit

A person who has a shit personality and is always trying to invade your friend group whilst not being invited. They are also very hard to get rid of.
That guy Jeremy is a tier two shit.
I suspect he might be a tier two shit.
by the rizzler2 February 10, 2023
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Whitey-two-shoes

Any prominent white person, but usually an academic or lefty, who shames and publicly lectures ordinary white people about “white privilege,” often while taking advantage of their own position of privilege to do so.
How dare that Beverly Hills whitey-two-shoes come out here to University of Arkansas to talk down to white students about racism.
by Rabbarousa October 01, 2018
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