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shy turtle

When a male's penis shrinks to the point of almost going back inside the cavity from which it came. The balls act as a visual representation of the tortoise shell and the head of the penis as, you guessed it, the head of the turtle.
Man did you see Hank's wiener? It looked like a fuckin shy turtle!
by BSuraci October 28, 2006
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Turtle Kiss

A term for an ambiguous sex act. Used to see if the people around you will question it or just agree with you.
I told everyone that I gave her a turtle kiss and they all gave me high fives.
by Daniel Fooster November 22, 2009
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Turtleneck

When a guy cums on a girl's neck and spreads kleenex all over her neck
I jizzed all over her neck and cleaned her up with a turtleneck
by RichieRich69 September 5, 2010
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Butt Turtle

One who dwels in the deep, durtiest parts of the anas. One who usually feasts on dwellings of the person they are inside, such as pewpie or those little corns that sometimes don't digest fully.
Seek, Seekafizzl, Diabolic, Millipede, and Seek
by chris nadratowski December 21, 2004
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baby turtle

When two people get together and one lathers a baseball bat in ben&jerry's ice cream and then sticks the baseball bat into the other's butthole. The one that is getting the basebal bat in them must imitate the cadbury commercials by going "buckmow buckmow" over and over during the process. WARNING: MAY CAUSE ANAL SPLINTERS
"dude i totally baby turtle'd jess ladt night"
"did you just use baby turtle as a verb"
"yeah! its only the coolest sex move ever, but jess have been complaining about butt splinters alot"
"I don't even want to know"
by t.o.o. Cool March 25, 2010
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turtle

when your fucking a girl from behind, you throw a blanket over her head, when she peeks out to see whats going on you punch her in the back of the head. she then retreats under the blanket like a turtle into its shell
shut up girl before i pull a turtle on your ass
by got your mom from behind March 2, 2005
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turtle

turtle is when one person farts, and both of you go under the blankte and who ever can last the longest wins
C:Yo sarah, you wanna play turtle?

Sarah: Hell no man your gas is stanky.
by Michelle Miltner May 11, 2006
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