Kyle

A guy who talks to sluts but is to busy slamming monsters and punching drywall to hang with them

kyle: "Sorry baby, gotta slam the pack of monsters tonight"

(Girl): "Kyle why wont you love me"

by 69pussyslayer420 November 7, 2019

Kyle

A post goth stage millennial purely feuld off of monster energy drinks note: when threatened punches holes in drywall

The wild Kyle will often be heard listening to Eminem.

by It gets whiter July 6, 2019

KYLE FODDER

Kyle fodder describes person or persons who is so openly chavvy scummy or outrageously common that they seem as if straight off the sofa of the Jeremy Kyle show

"Oh my god, she was caught doing what? She's such Kyle fodder.

"Darren is 24 hasn't worked a day in his life but is head to toe in Adidas and smart devices, total Kyle fodder

"Jesus Christ she's on the third 'love of her life' this year and it's March, such Kyle fodder

by lebodge August 24, 2019

Kyle

A Mf Dont Need a Hoe and Can Keep The Bag

oh ya some dude named kyle

by COOL#8763 March 15, 2021

Kyle

used to describe a person who is a complete and utter jackass who could never have anything good going for himself

that guy there bro, he's such a Kyle

by unkxownghou1 June 17, 2025

Kyle

White dude, drinks a lot of monster, used to be cool in the 2000's in highschool but now he's a man going bald who regrets tattooing flames around his entire arm.

Yo, is that my man Kyle?! WHasaAaaAaa...

by Tyrry May 23, 2020

The Kyle

When your girl has a sore back, have her sit on a heating pad for about an hour. Start making out with her that leads to foreplay. Once you're ready have sex it's like when you put your legs into a pair of pants fresh from the dryer, it's like that, but for your dick. Yeah, it feels THAT good!

"Wow, he gave her The Kyle!"

OMG, he gave me The Kyle last night! It was amazing!!"

by JohnnyThunderkowk March 9, 2024