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Juan noodle

A sexual position where the woman is on top backwards, and the male slides down a set of stairs. This allows his body to wiggle/flap like a noodle while the woman is riding in a basic reverse cowgirl.
Melinda told me we can do the Juan Noodle tonight! I hope I don’t get too many bruises on my back.
by Domgirl24 January 29, 2024
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Soosa Noodles

An incredibly smelly soop that is so toxic if you are near it your eyebrows will fry off.
Hey did you watch Soosa Noodles stream? yeah but my eyebrows got fried off :(
by Bee Bun May 23, 2024
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Noodle pool

A gay porn featuring all straight men who are not allowed to take viagra or have their women get them hard.
I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
by Liza M. June 9, 2010
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Noodle dick

A very thin dick.
Jack:man i hate you!

George:at least i dont have a Noodle dick.
by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018
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noodleness

Having the qualities of a noodle
See that tall, thin math teacher. His noodleness is pretty high!
by MilkyMilkshake27 March 12, 2017
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noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole
"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".
by Qtbounce June 5, 2021
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Doodles lil Noodle

smells like my grandmas asshole extremely bad acne annoying asf tries to get with every girl but gets turned down he has scrodum cheese}
I saw doodles lil Noodle today at school and oh my god he smells like straight dog shit the
by Jdjdndns April 24, 2019
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