Laura: Dude, how hot was that guy last night?!
Sarah: He looked like Justin Bieber...?
Laura: Yeah, I was just pullin' your sausage..
Sarah: AHHH, you are such a jokester. Lets be friends forever!
Sarah: He looked like Justin Bieber...?
Laura: Yeah, I was just pullin' your sausage..
Sarah: AHHH, you are such a jokester. Lets be friends forever!
by Tacos are yummy. January 26, 2011
The act of thrusting one's hand into an Italian man's anus until successfully reaching his penis and using it as a puppet for people's entertainment.
The kids enjoyed watching the Italian sausage puppet show at the fair today.
or
"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
or
"What did you and your boyfriend do last night?"
"We role played and did an Italian sausage puppet show!"
by Myrealnameissasuke June 17, 2017
by poonhounddaddy44 March 15, 2017
slang term for a vagina. made up by a lesbian, it is usually a lesbian term, endearing, to her partner's vagina
by UnholyConfessions June 13, 2008
A random word made up for Jenitalia
best thing thats happened to me in a long time, and plus ya gota love the sausages
best thing thats happened to me in a long time, and plus ya gota love the sausages
by minnogwar February 03, 2005
1. When three gay men suck each other off in a big homosexual orgy while a fourth gay man reads aloud from Perez Hilton's blog.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
2. The sexual act of fucking the shit out of a dead male tiger
3. An attempt to sneak a grasshopper (otherwise known as a Mexican) into american soil, only to be pulled over by a black police officer and engaging in a gay interracial three way.
1. Don: Hey, did you read Perez' new blog entry?
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
Matt: No, Juan read it while Tom, Bill, and I engaged in a San Diego Sausage Roll
2. Dude, Charlie Sheen is fucked up. Not only does he have a tiger's blood, he had a San Diego Sausage Roll with it before siphoning the blood to balance the cocaine in his Martian wizard system.
3. When my landscaper was caught by border patrol, we had a San Diego Sausage Roll to get him off the hook. I think the nigger gave me AIDS
by noctus_vampyro November 24, 2011
by iSorrowProductions October 25, 2017