nipple fap

The action of fapping your nipples really fast.

-fapfapfapfapfapfapfap-

Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"

Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3

by MexicanTacosWithSombreros January 11, 2014

floating nipple

A nipple that is implanted as a way to increase lactation in men. Normally handled through selective surgery by a urologist. Covered by medicare only in Indiana.

A man's wife is not capable of producing breast milk a urologist will take a skin graph of a testicle to produce a fully funtioning nipple that can be grown anywhere on the body. Normally implants start at the base of the neck and float to the middle of the forehead. Known as the floating nipple.

by Nipple doc January 26, 2014

Nipple-pop

Verb:
-The act of either rupturing a breast implant, or flicking a nipple so hard it immediately explodes due to pressure built up within the tip.

Noun:
-An awesome candy someone needs to invent. Weather it be a giant nipple lolly-pop, or a disk-shaped gusher, it needs to be a thing.

Verb:
-"Hannah's breast implants are so flat! You don't think she got nipple-popped, do you?!"
-"My cousin got nipple-popped by his ex. That's when he realized he was gay."

Noun:
- "I love sucking on nipple-pops! They remind me of my infancy!"

by Katiefly36 April 30, 2014

Frick Nipple

When one man sexually touches another mans nipple while said nipple is hardened.

This is known as "Frick tits"

While screaming on the top of their lungs "Frick Nipple" standing on the top of the car shitting through their trousers rolling down the windshield is "frick nipple".

I frick nippled so hard i needed new pants.

by Maveolent May 12, 2014

nipple up

get tough, step up to the plate, it is the female equivalent of nut up or sack up

She needs to nipple up and tell that guy what time it is.

by drbillyg May 19, 2014

nipple drapes

When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.

His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.

His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.

by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014

Nipple Annihilation

My daily routine.

day 36: another day, another nipple annihilation

by ragnar_the_red May 23, 2014