machine gun

When someone calls the front right seat of a car, they shout out shotgun! But this one is for machine gun seat out on the back of the pickup truck. Ya know ww2, willys jeep.

Shotgun!

Fine! Machine gun! keep your lousy shotgun seat! Bad ass number one in the backseat! Weehaa!

by One cable guy March 29, 2017

Human Copying Machine

A highly trained person who wastes their time copying and pasting the same information in multiple locations because:
1. The systems are not interconnected.
2. Leadership and key contributors refuse to look at the SSOT (single source of truth) and each want it provided through a different channel
3. You are required by management to post it in multiple places hoping anyone will view it.

The human copying machine could be doing so much more for our customers if they were wasting time.

by troll3193 February 5, 2023

Majee Machine

A blanket imbued with powers of imagination. Allows possessor to travel to any area outside of nursery without physically leaving that location. Users of this machine are often socially awkward and lack athletic prowess.

The small Asian boy used the Majee Machine to transport himself to the Barren Wasteland of Kluthu Manrak.

by gobenho December 31, 2008

Green Machine

When you take a green smoothie and rub it on your body and drink it off of you

Damn my cock taste good after a Green Machine

by CREAMSTER69 September 6, 2021

moo machine

another word for cow

if it moos i'll eat it and if that moo machine is lucky enough i'll make it into a tender brisket

by Pseudonyms are great March 12, 2025

bondo machine

A term used to describe a car that has large portions of the body repaired with bondo or another body filler rather than with new sheet metal. Typically these cars look good on the outside and their true nature is revealed mid-restoration.

Craig was going to buy a nice looking 67 Mustang but upon close inspection, he found it to be a bondo machine.

by uggamugga99 November 13, 2017

German lottery machine

1 Noun
Concrete mixer.
Coined by Youtuber Ants Pants

Hey buddy, go grab the german lottery machine, I want to make a swing set for the kids

by Kid with assburgars December 17, 2023