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Ninja Lightbulb

The act of using a long flourecent Light bulb as a Katana, and karate style hitting your friend making the bulb explode
I can't wait for another bulb to burn out so we can play some Ninja Lightbulb.
by Geoff Robbins May 28, 2007
mugGet the Ninja Lightbulbmug.

Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.
Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.
by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013
mugGet the Media Ninjamug.

concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.
Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.
by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012
mugGet the concert ninjamug.

Fat Ninja

The unsubtle affair. Where two people think they are being sneaky, but everyone knows what is going on.

The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.
Joe: "Do Bill and Sue really think no one knows they are hooking up?"

Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."
by Chewbacca with a Brazilian September 1, 2013
mugGet the Fat Ninjamug.

Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.
WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.
by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021
mugGet the Ninja-ristamug.

Bin Ninja

The ability to take out your neighbors bin without being seen,spotted or captured
How did you get the bin out without me hearing?
Are you a bin ninja or something?
by Mort702 August 18, 2019
mugGet the Bin Ninjamug.

Shit Ninja

He who shits in close proximity to others without being noticed.
Guy 1: Who in the hell shit on my shoe?

Guy 2: Looks like we have a Shit Ninja on our hands!
by ksarmyguy December 22, 2008
mugGet the Shit Ninjamug.

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