Jordan

A fat kid with the worst of jokes. He never really pulls any woman and gets picked on by them quite often. Jordan says he has his life set but he’s truly falling apart on the inside. His best friend is his right hand.

“You are so ugly, you must be a Jordan”
“That joke was lame you must have heard it from Jordan”

by Downrightmean September 12, 2019

Jordan P

Most jealous person ever, loves to simp over his friends gf, if he could he would cheat on his best friend with his gf. Is a really good friend, but a massive SIMPPPPPPPPPPPP

Omg stop being so jealous jordan P
Jordan P is such a simp
Jordan P is so jealous

by Your-mum-super- fat1234 November 17, 2020

Jordan

A handsome sexy beaner that wants to make popsicles out of Viane’s discharge.

Look at Jordan! He’s making popsicles out of vianes discharge!

by DischargeCreator November 24, 2021

Jordan

A very smart, intelligent person. Is also good at racing. And has millions of friends.

Omg he’s such a JORDAN

by BROTHER JIT May 29, 2022

Jordan

Jordans are hot beautiful people. They are weird and annoying af. A Jordans have A HUGE ASS and big lips. They have either no tits or HUGE MOMMY MILKERS. Jordans are gods so bow down.

Ex:

Girl one: Is that a Jordan with a huge ASS.
Girl two: Duh only Jordans have huge Badonkadonk's.

by Jordanthesexybeast September 25, 2021

Jordan

You know the vibes! Jordan loves his Mexican food, especially tortas. Jordan is also part time comedian. A Jordan loves to chow at the diner. Talk to him nice.

“Hey did you see Jordan today?”

“Yeah he was eating some tacos”

by Jordantacos7 September 23, 2019

Jordan

She definitely from philly if this her name :) and that pussy really phat and juicy

damn i would sure love a jordan right now

by bigdaddyswag November 23, 2021