A Date with Cristofori

When a musician says they have a date with Cristofori, they are referring to Bartolomeo Cristofori, the inventor of the pianoforte. It means they need to go practice the piano.

Girl 1: Want to go to the basketball game tonight? I have an extra ticket.

Girl 2: Sorry. I have a date with Cristofori.

by memusic March 12, 2012

Ambush Date

An ambush date happens when you're on a date with someone, and unexpectedly their friends, family members, or children show up, expecting to join the date and have you cover all the expenses.

I recently went on a date with a girl I met online, and she pulled an ambush date on me when a couple of her friends showed up, ordered food and drinks, and assumed I would cover the bill for everything.

by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 5, 2025

life is two dates and a dash

When you go on a date with a women and on the second date you get her pregnant so you make a run for it.

On my second date I got my girl pregnant so I moved to Canada.

life is two dates and a dash

by Dem guy January 29, 2019

Sa-date

Stay at home date

We have a 2 year old, it's covid, so my baby and me are going on a stay-at-home date. A sa-date.

by dlocker8 February 6, 2021

Five Finger Date

When you have a date with your five fingers.

He has a five finger date tonight.

by goothnux January 13, 2021

sevens date sevens

The theory that two people should only date if they are equally as attractive on a scale from 1-10.

Chris is a 4 and Kylie is a 8. Sevens date sevens- it'll never work out.

by erroronthepage September 7, 2007

Date

The action of going out with someone, for any activity (mostly to get to know each other), and then denying that it was a real date.

He didn't take me on a date ! It was a friendly outing between fFRIENDS.

by TheVeryRealDictionary June 24, 2019