Dan Hamilton

A guy with all the love in the world to give, just to several people a day. He’s a guy that will spoil you until you’re hooked then rip it all away. He’ll overstep the line, just for shits and giggles, and take no accountability for it. Suddenly you’re just a thorn in his side, an occasional convenience, nothing more…

That guy is a total Dan Hamilton, don’t get involved or you’ll get hurt

by VanillaGurl January 27, 2025

Dip Dan Dangle

Your crotch

Jimmy your dip dan dangle is showing!

by Thedeltingdonno March 15, 2016

metal dan

The Metal Dan is a sex act. It is most often performed by older men (usually middle aged) on children (usually under the age of 12, and most often male), however, a man can perform it upon anyone. This sex act begins with the male using a razor blade to widen the victim’s anus, in order to penetrate it. The man then deposits his seed into the opened anus, after which he forces the victim to defecate into his mouth. After swallowing the mixture of feces, blood, and semen, he then vomits back into the anus from whence it came. The man then penetrates it once more, so that his penis is sufficiently covered in blood, semen, feces, and vomit, at which point he forces the victim to deep-throat his penis.

wanna try the metal dan with me? its proper fun m8 innit btw im briish.

by the killing man June 25, 2024

Dan-holting

When against all reasonable judgment, a legal guardian lodges a complaint that could potentially jeopardize the success of the minor that said legal guardian was trying to protect out of love.

Karen was totally Dan-holting the situation.

by Banana75 May 31, 2022

Uncle Dan

An Australian bottle shop Chain.

Garry: "Oi Johno wanna get on the piss mate?"
John: "Sounds good Gaz let me run to uncle dan real quick."

by TooManyChromosomes November 15, 2023

Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.

"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."

by Themanhawk March 21, 2024

Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

by Msmith17192 January 19, 2019