I didn’t come here for a hair cut

The Australian saying “I didn’t come here for a haircut” is used to express that someone is there for a specific purpose and not to waste time. It’s often said in a straightforward or humorous way to emphasize that they expect action or results.

For example, if someone walks into a bar and orders a beer but the bartender is slow to serve, they might say, “Mate, I didn’t come here for a haircut.” In this case, it means they came for a drink, not to stand around waiting.

It’s similar to saying, “Let’s get on with it,” or “I’m here for business, not for small talk.”

“Come on, let’s go !” I didn’t come here for a hair cut !

by Lachdaddy! February 11, 2025

Come it!

The contentious act of fakeagery. One who has come it, has come a long way, performed long routes, truly exposed it. Truly shown ur true colors, one who’s almost unrecognizable due to their recents acts of fakeagery.

1.)
The Roy: “Yo I can’t come to ur game anymore, I have ‘work’. Had to pick up an extra shift”
Darien and Enmanuel (Maybe Javian with luck): “Wow, come it then”.

2.)

Christian from the Y: “Yo, I’m not gonna work out today, Ashton and I are just tryna hoop.”
Darien: “Come it! Expose your true colors then!”

by poopingchicken191 January 22, 2024

A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.

Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024

Come raw

Female shows up to an event with out panties on. Usually meeting a guy to have sex with.

I invited her over and told her to come raw

by Sweetest bitch December 26, 2017

Stupido come pino

Significa che hai seri problemi mentali.

Ciao, sei stupido come pino.

by gamer0990 December 12, 2022

A come up

“Come up” is a term used to describe something you literally, “come upon,” or find virtuously. It is also used to mean something that helps someone “come up” to the next level, like a rad

pair of shoes or a fur coat or a bargain

One man's trash, that's another man's a come up

by Shemesh December 3, 2019

With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility

It means if one has a level 10 gyatt, one must be responsible for all the work, consequences, and rizz.

Oh my god look at that level 10 gyatt! With a great gyatt comes with great rizzsponsibility!

by Gamatoto June 5, 2024