august

absolute fucking gigachad, this man has a cock the size of empire state building. HIs nicknames are eiffel tower, 100 pound compound, and pussy destroyer. This man has guns and abs of steel, and will never back down from a fight.

man, august is such a fucking giga chad!

by daking12468 June 17, 2022

August gloom

June gloom in august

He had august gloom just thinking about school starting.

by mang0nation August 1, 2017

August 25th

If you were born in this day your gayer then my fucking mom. 🖕🏻

:”Dude when we’re you born?
:”August 25th, why?

by KAT._.JAR May 10, 2022

August 22

National kick your crush on the balls day

Did you know that today is august 22nd day

by Bad bitches24 August 19, 2022

August

The smartest, most caring guy in the world. With hair or without, he looks gorgeous no matter what he does. And he may or may not be the best at chess and the mini-crossword, but never better at the wordle.

"August is going to marry Mackenzie one day, he stole that girls heart as soon as he cooked her steak and did face masks with her."

by stargirl2002 June 18, 2025

August 3

National Nevada Is Peng day

On August 3 Nevada is known for being peng

by njdbayfvtagdha0si8c7 August 2, 2021

August 4th

The day were every E has to shut up

Emma:”Hey guys”
Friend: “Its august 4th”
Em:”Aw shit”

by Epeoplehater August 3, 2022