Nathan

Nathan is a fatty who loves to molest his sister everyday. He loves eating dogs and will rape any people of colour. He is practically blind because of his chinky eyes and is a buddah who wants to reach enlightenment. He is such a nigger chink and bumms his whole family everyday, yes, even his dad and brother. Nathan loves gay incest the most and will do anything to bum a male.

Did you know that Nathan is a chink?

by chinkyman.com January 24, 2022

Nathan

He is the most symmetrical square I have ever met.

Random Friend: Why does Nathan never like to have any fun?

Other Random Friend: Because he is a square!

by Cooper554 September 17, 2018

nathan swamp ass

A new rare strain of swamp ass that first surfaced in Oregon, 2025

pretty gnarly case of swamp ass, might be the new strain known as "nathan swamp ass".

by Doctor A. Swamp February 27, 2025

Nathan Seaton

Noun -RUDE -usually reffered to as a reject -bad hair -awesome jeep gets him much needed man points

Nathan Seaton is standing at the wedding.

by THE MOH October 11, 2009

Nathan

literally is super gay but tries to hide it by hanging out with the popular kids and he stares everywhere with his big giant eyes

Person 1: Nathan is such a f*g
Person 2: IKR

by poopyyouyes September 17, 2021

Nathan huizing

Realest nigga alive ride or die nigga he a real one nigga

I’d die for that nigga Nathan Huizing

by Fuckaniggabitch April 22, 2019

Nathan

this is for a friend, so if ur another regular nathan, don't take it personally.

Nathan is academically smart but socially dumb,
lives under a rock,
most likely bullied by girls,
is too quiet but also too loud,
most likely has a rolling backpack,
but do not lose hope!
Nathan is also sweet and funny,
he has a lot of girls after him (but he doesn't know that so shush)

Why is Nathan so dumb?

Idk. He's just built differently.

by idkbutimawesome October 13, 2022