Kyle's Dill Dick

A sexual act, where the guy (named or not named Kyle) works a full shift or goes hard in the gym, making his dick extra salty or smelly. He then goes home to his Girlfriend or Wife and tricks her into sucking it, and it tasting like a mis ordered jar of Dill Pickles that you got from Costco.
"Hey Kyle, how did you night go?"
"Good man, i got home and trick my girl into a KYLE'S DILL DICK", made her throw up"
by KermieWormie March 21, 2024
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Kyle is sus

Kyle is the sussiest of sussy bakas ever
Person 1: Kyle is sus
Person 2: that is so radical and true broski
by BrettSummers_ September 07, 2021
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Kyles Law

A mathematical equation for calculating what physique means for a woman- ass•boobs/shape=physique
Evan: Hey Dan, I just used kyles law to determine that ur girl is mind. Dan: I literally hate you Evan 😑
by Mr.Napkin May 22, 2023
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kyle spooner

sexy fella who unfortunately smokes weed
“he’s soo fit but i wish he didn’t smoke weed
“what can ye do, he’s kyle spooner”
by wickawoo12 October 06, 2019
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Kyle is the new Karen

Typically and engine-nerd with a propensity to dissect and verbally admonish all your actions despite the fact that it has absolutely no effect on him. A strong exhale of disappointment is usually followed after you experience the strong wrath of disgust and disappointment in you while never uttering a word of profanity however you then walk away with the feeling of “what a dick!!!”
Defined as; Kyle is the new Karen, and hates guacamole but watched me cut the avocado horizontally then yelled and huffed that I was doing it wrong, chill dude, just leave it alone man your such a Kyle!
by Kyle the new Karen December 09, 2021
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KYLE FODDER

Kyle fodder describes person or persons who is so openly chavvy scummy or outrageously common that they seem as if straight off the sofa of the Jeremy Kyle show
"Oh my god, she was caught doing what? She's such Kyle fodder.

"Darren is 24 hasn't worked a day in his life but is head to toe in Adidas and smart devices, total Kyle fodder

"Jesus Christ she's on the third 'love of her life' this year and it's March, such Kyle fodder
by lebodge August 24, 2019
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beat a kyle at pool day

July 16th, the greatest day of the year. Win a game of pool (game pigeon or in real life) against your friend named Kyle. The most glorious day to exist and the only day you will be able to do this.
Person 1: “hey! did you know it’s beat a kyle at pool day?”
Person 2: “no way! i’ll have to send my friend kyle a game pigeon
by Im_a_petty_comedian July 17, 2021
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