bad Johnson

Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.

“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”

by Sparky 550 December 31, 2023

Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

earlobe johnson

any lenny face with "{ }" brackets

Bro 1: Bro my dildo gave me gonorrhea

Bro 2: {*3* (earlobe johnson)

by klfgs77 August 4, 2020

Gavin Johnson

An amazing tik toker who everyone wants to know who made him . The most perfect human being on this planet . Curly cute ass human being

God damn did u see gavin Johnson cute ass

Hot damn gavin Johnson

by lovesthisperfecthumab June 9, 2019

smoug the don johnson

The one guy in your group that smokes the mass cigars or cigarettes.

The kind of guy that walks into the party naked with two cigs in his mouth.

Dudemanbro1: did you seen Glen the other day?
Dudemanbro2: yeah he totally a (smoug the Don johnson) lately!

by Smoug the don johnson October 17, 2018

Johnson

Another word for penis or to describe any common object. Commonly used among underground music artists from Florida.

Slim Patty: On johnson I didn’t smack his johnson with my johnson.

Yung Lil Johnson: Word to my johnson I should smack the johnson out you cuh

by cassware October 28, 2023

Lavonte Johnson

Bout the Weakest Knee Havin, Small Hand No lotion Having, Car seat in the DriverSeat Havin

Lavonte Johnson Your it

by HAHAHAHA69420 August 5, 2022