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Textarrhea

When a person writes/sends thesis-size Long texts to others thus breaking the etiquette rule of conversing via text thereby using acronyms & shortened versions of words. (Noun)
This text submission of the word I have created is an example of me being afflicted with textarrhea, as opposed to verbal diahrea.
by Neoboltz May 31, 2016
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Text vibe

The text vibe is strong from this conversation
by addictedx2u May 21, 2016
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Textbook Jockey

Someone who knows nothing except what they have learnt in textbooks. They are closed minded insincere and backwards thinking.
Girl 1: How did your therapy session go yesterday?

Guy: It was a waste of time, just another textbook jockey... She was literally reading me questions straight from her computer.
by my mAin Hack June 22, 2016
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Textation

I'm in the middle of a textation, can we chat later?
by JayBuck September 12, 2016
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text ninja

n. name given to anyone who had the ability of texting long coherent messages on their phone without looking. this was usually done back when phones had button keyboards and where not touch screen.
Chelsea can hold a conversation with you and simultaneously text behind her back. The ultimate text ninja.

The art of the text ninja has disappeared over the years.

Becoming a text ninja requires patience and the memorization of the "qwerty" style keyboard.
by Sloth Slayer October 23, 2016
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Text Tennis

The act of two people constantly texting each other despite being in close proximity. Usually to conceal a relationship. The irony being that it is blatantly obvious to everyone in the room what they are doing.
"I see the ugly guy and the slut are playing text tennis again".
"Yeah, pretty obvious eh?"
by emerson parker November 12, 2016
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textattude

Sucssefully expressing attitude via text.
You better change your textattude and try again pal!

Based on your texattude, I can tell you are upset.
by JOG13 February 1, 2017
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