20p toilet

The place I first had sex

John: wow man, you fucked her?!
Me: yeah, I banged her in one of those pay toilets
John: oh, a 20p toilet?

by Mxxgaylad May 5, 2018

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

broken toilet

When an asian girl invites you over for anal

Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET

by DaddyKnows December 1, 2016

Doilet toilet

Another meaning for “ah shucks” or “darn it”

Doilet toilet, I forgot my lunch box at work!

by juju_OKC December 27, 2021

Toilet Confetti

The left-over poop particles after a poop has been flushed.

"I walked in the bathroom and could tell you had a pot party from all the toilet confetti gathered at the bottom of the bowl."

by Diana Clark March 7, 2014

Toilet Jerk

The toilet jerk is when you jerk off on the toilet. Most likely to happen after being denied from a female or before taking a shower.

John: Yo this chick finessed me tonight after she said she was gonna come thru and suck some dick.

Adam: Damn man, rip a toilet jerk and call it a night.

by JT slay November 10, 2022

toilet room wallet

When someone tries to help you out for free with no strings attached (like finding a wallet in a restroom)

Rob was looking for a job so I attempted to extend a toilet room wallet by telling him my job was hiring

by CouncilmanJR February 20, 2022