Slide off

A man or woman who you sleep with occasionally on the side of a committed relationship. Example : mistress, side chick, secret lover, friend with benefits on the low.

I was with my slide off when wifey called and I had to stop out for a minute.

by Professor Dan February 20, 2018

slidey trumpet

Just a trombone

Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there

Trumbonist: It's a trombone.

Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!

by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018

SlideCeption

Two slides in one

there are two slides in one! SlideCeption

by ASDFGHJHGFDSEDRFGHFDESWEDRFTGY March 31, 2018

Slade

Talks to much annoying cranky at night and is really tuff is also really rude

Slade is annoying

by Lpspak July 19, 2018

scude

A group of best friends that’ll last forever

We’re school scudes

by 123579 August 9, 2018

slide rule

a tool made up with two or three rules that are skewly and weirdly marked. Allow you to slide back and forth to get some calculations done.

NOT FOR MEASUREMENT AND PUNISHING PEOPLE WHO ARE MISBEHAVED.

Man1: OMG, what's wrong with ruler, it has too many strange marks and are almost skewed. How could someone measure stuff out of that?
Man2: Bro this is a slide rule.

by DDDooordddy September 28, 2018

Slade Drunk

Slightly more drunk than you intended to be on a weekday

I thought I was slightly drunk on a weekday, but my slurring identifies me as being "Slade Drunk".

by Dan'lSlurs October 30, 2018