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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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stoned as a rock

When you are so high that you are literally a rock
I smoked 6 blunts and cant leave my bed. I am as stoned as a rock
by A real dads dad March 4, 2016
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uruguayan rock

The act of telling absurd stories in a completely serious way, with the goal of testing how far one can go with it until people call out their bullshit.
"Dude, my friend and I were at this party where we would go around telling people we met whilst catching fish barehanded on a lake in Wallonia. I shit you not, half the girls actually believed it and wanted to bang us right then and there."

"Man, that's Uruguayan rock at its best."
by lepoissonhipster December 9, 2018
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