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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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dog rock

A weathered, and typically hardened dog turd.
Usually ripe for kicking at or into anything you could imagine.
I spotted a old "dog rock" on the side of the road... So I soccer kicked that "curb nugget" right into the hood of some dudes drug rug.
by Dilboss September 28, 2020
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metal rocks

A small yet rewarding rock found in Ark: Survival Evolved
"Oh look some metal rocks on the river bed, lets mine them!"
by sprout007 February 7, 2017
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Rock Bang

It means to dress like a caveman and have sex. Simple.
Want to get in my Flintstone car? We can go back to my cave and have some Rock Bang in my rock bed.
by Kronnnnn July 30, 2016
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Rock the Door

When a high school student places a rock in the door so when the skip they can then sneak back into the school without being caught.
Kasey: dude lets go to Costco instead of music theory.

Garrett: Ok. But we are going to have to Rock the Door.

Kasey: I have the Rock Right here.
by StreetRac3r1337 May 1, 2009
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Cock rocked

When a group of males get together with erections and proceed to beat one female in the face with their penises....

The female must sit there and take cock after cock after cock after cock after cock until all males have ejaculated
Girl 1: OH MY GOD! What happened to your face?!?
Girl 2: Let's just say I was cock rocked ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‰
by Adrianissupa September 12, 2016
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Marriage Rock

When you and your bird yeah are getting serious and she's all like "When we getting married brah" So your all like one sec sugar tits. (Pick up a rock from your garden, has to be a pretty one yeah) Give her the rock and say "Cant offord a shiny one to go on your greasy finger yet so have this one instead" Ladies man right there boys girls!
Civilian 1: You and Brian are getting pretty serious?
Civilian 2: Yeah we are, he proposed to me yesterday
Civlian 1: Oooooooooooo lets see the bling then bitch!
(Civlian 2 removes hand from pocket to reveal a large orange looking marriage rock)
Civlian 1: Why have you got a fucking brick strapped to your finger?
Civlian 2: I know right! He's the best!
by 501 Massive May 21, 2015
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