adult sour patches

fake plastic boobs

my teeth were chattering as my eyes laid on those adult sour patches across the gym

by 420thedream August 16, 2021

Alabama Soul Patch

When a woman has a extremely hairy asshole.

Jeff said he bent her over and noticed she had a Alabama soul patch. He said it looked like a horse tail.

by SpaldingDualie September 16, 2021

Jimmy's magic patch

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.

My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.

by animalhairlinejonson September 22, 2021

Swinging at the first pitch

Jerking off to the first scene in a porn without checking out the rest of the scenes first

Damn, the intro to Big Tit Ass-Munchers 2 had me swinging at the first pitch

by Big Dood72 January 8, 2022

Blue sour patch gummy

Some one who is lucky to find a gem
Like Emily. And someone who is talking to someone else that is way out of there league.

Please Roberto you are a whole blue sour patch gummy.

by Websters dikssionary February 12, 2022

It’s pitch

It’s pitch black outside, super dark.

Yo fam it’s pitch outside.

by KaySigma February 23, 2022

match fit for the pitch

What does it mean to be match fit?

Are you really capable of being here? If not you'll soon be found out!

Are you Match fit for the pitch?!

by Fatiodoors March 23, 2023