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Noah

will get rejected by every female who's name starts with s
by irkfxmninint May 11, 2021
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Noah

The greatest, the one and only, the smartest, the greatest, the biggest, the bestest, the handsomest. Who else could it be except the B to the O to the A.
I wish I had a boyfriend like Noah The Boa.
by BigD19Boa July 11, 2022
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Sad Noah

Being the recipient of "Dirty Moses" (refer to Dirty Moses definition).
Being the recipient of unfathomable trolling and being upset about it.
"did you hear that Matthew tried to cook his food but Josh popped in his stovetop foil liners? Now he keeps complaining about his food tasting weird"
"maaaan what a Sad Noah"
by Heeeydevon July 14, 2022
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Noah

A cute handsome boy who’s very funny and overprotective and sweet when he wants to be and just perfect in general. You will definitely wanna spend a whole life time with him. Life has no meaning without him. He’s adorable and cute. Has amazing shoe game style and taste. Always dresses well too. Noah will be on your mine forever
girl 1: your Noah’s girlfriend ?!
girl 2: ofc I love him so much

Girl 1: aww THATS so cute I ship u guys together aww
by jehejwjwwjjwwjkwjwkww July 15, 2022
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hailey and noah

Hailey and Noah will be the forever friendship or lovers they may have there arguments but in the end they will last, they are amazing together and it will always be them for ever. Dont think so? They either fall inlove at a young age or fall inlove at a grown age, for Friendships they might’ve met young and grown friendships or they will meet in there older years, No matter what Hailey and Noah will be friends or lovers forever
person#1: god why are they dating its Hailey and noah

person #2: Well they are amazing together its pretty clear
by Cat wilson July 20, 2022
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Noah

The type of person whose dialog tree hasn’t been updated in the new patch and so talking to them only increases your playtime.
Player: What do you think about this sword I got?
Noah: that is a good sword
Player: what’s good about my sword?
Noah: well it’s a sword and it has colors and a pointed edge
Player: Well then what’s a bad sword?
Noah: Yes
Player: well I just wasted all of my time
by NPCEnergy July 22, 2022
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NOAH

Pronounced-NO-WAH noah is a freakishly tall young black male caving in at 6 foot 6 on a good day. Noah has a great booty and beautiful and supple skin akin to a silk tailored scarf made from unicorn hair.
noahs mom: NO-WAH

Noah: OUI? (deep voice)
by shawtyattractor July 23, 2022
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