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Noah is the kind of guy who u think is cute but ends up to be a lying asshole. He is a jerk to his friends and doesn't love his girlfriends.
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Noah's can either be the hottest most beautiful looking strong men in the world, or some of the most violent and terroristic individuals on the skin of the Earth. On one hand, Noah's on the former half of the Noah-Spectrum are trusting, kind, unwilling to fail you and devoted to you and the rest of your future with him. On the other hand, Noah's on the latter half of the spectrum are also trusting and kind and unwilling to fail you but proceed to do so in aggressive and violent ways, settling disputes with his enemies with knuckle sandwiches and pipes to the cranium. If you stumble across this kind of Noah mid fight, expect him to immediately turn around and attack you as a result of him, in a similar manner to a cat, being unable to recognize what IS and ISN'T a threat. The former Noah's conduct themselves, keep things colorful but aren't afraid to tell you what's gonna happen when things don't go your way or his way. The latter's conduct is professional and keeps to themselves, only unleashing the rage within when they deem it necessary, but for this kind it's more often expulsed as a hyperactive, more joyous side that people fawn for. Either way, get a Noah in your life, the former will treat you like the lady you are and the latter will treat you with respect, animosity sometimes and a profound sense of love to you. But he'll probably end up biting you but then again you might enjoy it depending on "where" he bites~
Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see Noah at the basketball court today?
Person 2: Dude, I didn't know he could shoot 3 pointers like that. What the fuck?!

Person 1: Oh my gosh, did you see what Noah did at the basketball court today?!
Person 2: DUDE, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D PULL OUT A FUCKING SLEDGEHAMMER! HE FUCKING DOMINATED THAT FIGHT AND THEN WENT HOME TO FUCK HIS BITCH!
by mugger3948 July 7, 2024
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Noah is a crazy little chicken nugget with long hair. champion is his favorite brand.
by thicccows1234 April 7, 2022
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Noah is a very sarcastic person. Usually blondish brownish hair. He is good looking and cute. He’s really a nice person but he doesn’t show it. He gets upset easily but doesn’t show when he’s sad
Person 1: Noah’s so cute

Person 2: I know I can’t believe I rejected him
by personinthisworldthing March 6, 2019
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Noah Schnapp

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(Gay)
Girl 1: ugh I love Noah Schnapp
Girl 2: umm.... Girly, I hate to break it to you but, he's gay
*Girl 1 turns into a man and renames himself Chad*
Chad: hehehe, say that again?
by F33tsl@y3r321💅🏻 July 6, 2023
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A fucking loser with a fat chode... no one likes him at all and he is super fat
Noah is so fat
by Awilly91 December 13, 2019
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Jacob is such a Noah!
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