Sisyphus' Time Machine

The act of going back in time to change an event but failing to change anything, so you go back in time again to try to change the event but fail again, causing you to go back in time again to try again, looping indefinitely.

Person 1: If you could go back in time to when you were five with all your current knowledge would you?
Person 2: Yeah, I could invest in Bitcoin early! I wouldn't have to work a day in my life!
Person 1: What if your parents didn't believe you? Then you would have to go back in time again.
Person 2: Ohh, you're right. Even if I did go back in time it wouldn't change what happens.
Person 1: It's Sisyphus' Time Machine.

by Rimzi May 27, 2024

slime machine

(n) A type of dunk tank used for showering or dumping slime on a person.

I'm heading to the slime machine.

by Ritacca February 15, 2023

X-ray machine

An electromagnetic machine.

The X-Ray machine shows your bones in your body.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

Meth Machine

A person who devours Meth like an absolute Machine

This person is definitely a Meth Machine.

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buzz machine

this is referring to any nicotine device

hey man can you sauce me your buzz machine? i’m all out of juice

by fuckalight March 2, 2019

Fog machine

A hillarius joke that occured from the hit game "cards against huamnity."

*WHEEEEEEEEZE* Fog machine
- Bruh

by IAmKall December 10, 2022

Sauce Machine

In most terms, usually gaming, a "Sauce Machine" is any effective tactic being used in a competitive or social game, whether it be a modified vehicle, weapon or character itself. The term "Sauce Machine" is synonymous to the phrase META (Most Effective Tactic Available). The term is popular with a YouTuber named "Ghilliemaster", who uses the phrase to describe a specific vehicle in the game Grand Theft Auto V.

Gamer 1: Dude! Why is that gun so good!? You just shredded me to pieces!
Gamer 2: I'm telling you, the SMG a complete and utter Sauce Machine.

Ex. 2
Gamer 1: Bro. In War Thunder, the Su-27 is an absolute Sauce Machine. It has a 30mm Cannon that shreds, a shit ton of missiles, and it turns on a dime! What else could you ask for!?

by SerialNonce42 April 29, 2024