A ridiculously long term of unbelievable, against all odds, bizarre barrage of unfortunate and unforeseen incidents, actions and behaviours that boggle the normal mind.
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Those with Jones Luck are often accused of the gift of story telling but the afflicted know the struggles of Jonesian Action vs. Regular individual luck outcome measurements. (Murphys were not included in final outcomes as they have their own law that defines them)
Logic: “It is scientifically unheard of that a child would get hit in the face with a ball every school year”
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
Jones luck: kid gets hit in face/head every year of school in ways that no one could have guessed or conjured. Almost humorous in nature after a while.
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by Urboidaboi November 16, 2021
The head pikey of all pikey's. Not to be messed with knows karate, the instructor taught him and his ugly mother.
Guy 1: Hey I wouldn't mess with dude he's a real Gypo Jones.
Guy 2: I fucked Lesley
Guy 1: Dave's gonna kill you lol
Guy 2: I fucked Lesley
Guy 1: Dave's gonna kill you lol
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by Bgnffffm July 12, 2017
A soul stealing, shopping cart loving, glue eating, dog lover that never leaves a dare undone. He may appear on T-shirts from time to time.
by IceQueen0714 January 08, 2018
by Msmith17192 January 23, 2019
The realest down to earth type of guy..the one that most love and the person to run to in times of war and peace. That 1 person you know with out a shadow of a dout has your back.a real bad boy but a really good man Mr.fix it...he doesnt know anyone but they consider him a legend. A mythical creature that is hardly ever seen in your town...the feeling of excitement
8 wish that i was like doobie jones
by Big dick badit December 18, 2018