An awesome-ass original song made by "Weird Al" Yankovic. It's about a guy and he's stuck in the middle of a traffic jam. Yeah, who would've guessed. Listen to it, it's really good.
Person 1: Aw, man, I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam...
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.
Person 2: I haven't moved one inch from this here spot...
Person 1: What the fuck are you talking about?
Person 2: Traffic Jam, the freeway's one big parking lot
Person 1: Oh, shit, that fucking awesome-ass song by "Weird Al" Yankovic???
Person 2: Traffic Jam, my radiator's boiling hot...
Person 1: And now I'm stuck right here in the middle of this traffic jam.
by weird al yankovic fan number f January 13, 2025
Cocksucker had a traffic jam
by Skeet fuck shit March 29, 2021
The bois were having a traffic jam
by Skeet fuck shit March 30, 2021
A purple specialty cocktail- usually made with rum or soju. It derives its purple color from a rare tea made from the flowers of the Butterfly Pea plant or Clitoria Ternatea.
by jerkeveryting August 13, 2017
A slow jam is an umbrella term for music with R&B and Soul influences. Slow jams are commonly R&B ballads or downtempo songs. The term is most commonly reserved for soft-sounding songs with heavily emotional or romantic lyrical content.
Guy 1: I love this. What is it?
Guy 2: Its a soul jam. Duh.
Guy1: A What?
Guy 2: R&B and Soul idiot
Guy1 : oh
Guy 2: Its a soul jam. Duh.
Guy1: A What?
Guy 2: R&B and Soul idiot
Guy1 : oh
by insaneassassin June 25, 2014
Girl 1- “omg I threw up on his dick last night”
Girl 2 - “noooo”
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”
Girl 2 - “noooo”
Girl 1- “made some suck jam, gots ta see it through my boy”
by YoHomieHitIt September 12, 2021
When you're so messed up off of whatever, you try to bang a chick but your piece jams, meaning you're unable to bust a nut.
Bd and cool: trashed
Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.
Girl: one of you guys wanna bang? Which one of you has a
Condom?
Bd & cool: neither of us.
Bd: I'm trashed, I can just slam and jam. Child support's mad expensive dawg.
Cool: haha ya I've only had 5 beers I'm not jammed yet dawg.
by Air conditioner April 19, 2016