King Edwards vi camp hill for girls

A school for posh little bitches whose parents are rich fuckers

What school are you going to

king Edwards vi camp hill for girls
What's that
Where all the posh snobby bitches from Solihull go

by Sexylog March 12, 2017

The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992

This was a terrifying, potentially catastrophic, event that happened in the summer of 1992. This is when two people break into a hotel room to fuck and destroy everything in the room as a drunk accident including pouring whiskey all over the guys dick and sucking him off. Raunchy shit. During the sex the headboard falls off and panic ensues. The girl almost suffocates and suffers a bloody nose. Both parties panic. Then the actual owners of the room key in and the other party flees while the new couple is forced to clean up blood whiskey and semen. It’s awful.

Bro, shit was a disaster last night. We broke into a hotel room last night and turned that place into a crime scene. It reminded me of The Oxon Hill Headboard Incident from 1992. No shit, the owners opened the door as we cleaned up the blood and we had to run out of there naked. It was ugly.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 15, 2018

shovelling shit up hill without a barrow

Having anal sex, marmite mining, bum stabbing, chutney ferreting, bum bashing, poo pipe poking

The dirty bastard tried to shag me up the arse. It's not normal, it's like shovelling shit up hill without a barrow. It's just not right!

by Olivia123 November 11, 2007

Hills-none, Shills-none, Bills-none!

Getting to it, making moves! (listening to music, going out, meeting up with ladies, etc.)

A: Hey Bill, I just got the new Fu-Shnickens CD. It's dope!

B: Nice, bust it out! Let's get with da hills-none, shills-none, bills-none!!!

by A 2 Da J August 25, 2006

Autumn Hill alliance

A group of generals including Mahir Sahin (Cognizant Lecturing strategy), Steven Xing (Active Intervention strategy), and Pierre Soumilleant (Blunt Force strategy.) In simplest words, the intelligence strategy increases the learning ability of the person subscribing to it, the active Intervention strategy involves direct contact with the person subscribing to it, and the Blunt Force strategy is pure physical effort and action. These three generals, hailing from Montgomery High School in Skillman, New Jersey, have directly aided the POV cameraman (A reference to the series Laser Latrines) Raymond Shi in his fight against the mind-destroying lust generated by the Shieldbreaking Space Latrines and their allies at Panther Creek High School in Wake county, North Carolina after the cruel science department exiled him from Montgomery. One of the strongest strategies maintaining him throughout the months has been the direct intervention strategy of Steven Xing, yet the cognizant lecturing strategy of Mahir Sahin has also been highly beneficial – albeit relying on memories instead of newly produced speeches. Pierre Soumilleant's Blunt Force strategy has also been employed, but it worked better when Franciszek Mazurkiewicz and his ability to summon winged hussars were paired with this. In general, they are the force keeping the POV cameraman and author of The Product of Styles, Raymond Shi, alive.

The Autumn Hill alliance is harder than Tungsten! Only a black hole can break it! Get up and Persist in land, sea, and air for Mahir, Steven, and Pierre! Uraaaaaaaa!

by Mudane potion#069 December 25, 2024

Creamie meat hill

When one ejaculates and the result ends up on the lower torso or belly of the subject, a creamie meat hill is born.

This creates a sticky situation (pardon the pun) as you have to wash before it dries.

I have a few nights to myself, there might be a creamie meat hill or two involved.

Lonely nights call for lonely measures, a creamie meat hill it is

She wouldn't let me spaff on her tits so I creamie meat hilled myself.

by Ally Kappa May 6, 2019

Taylor Hill

Ruby’s Very Gay Boyfriend

Barbra:Look there’s Ruby I wonder where Taylor hill is ?
Donald:Probably up her arse

by Hobogoodwill October 4, 2018