Ear terrorism

Loud noises or anything that sounds unpleasant

"Turn down your ear terrorism"

by Potato fan February 4, 2024

Affront to the Ears

A ridiculously irritating sound.

My mother's voice is an affront to the ears.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2020

Ear

A gaylord's vagina

He went in the ear

by OogaBooga9999999 June 5, 2019

Pulling sheep ears

The term is a euphemism for masturbation. It is in reference to showing animals and conformation in the arena. When preparing goats or sheep for the proper stance, the handler will tug vigorously on the animal's ears towards him or her simulating a self pleasuring movement.

Uncle: Shay's on the phone again with her boyfriend.
Niece: Oh, don't disturb her. She might be "pulling sheep ears". She hasn't seen him for 2 months.

by Lezz_Bianca July 11, 2012

gooey ear fumble

The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.

Martin gooey ear fumbled Margery and screamed "BYGODIFUCKEDAWALRUS!"

by RippedA January 5, 2014

Spanish Earing

Cumming on someones ear

I gave becky a spanish earing last night in bed

by GeneralAirlo June 19, 2023

ear scruncher sniffer

When you root someones mum in the ear

i shoved my tallyhoo in e's mum's ear this arvo good that was a good ear scruncher sniffer

by ilovee'smum October 3, 2008