hood bath

(V) When you splash through a puddle and there is a ratchet hanging by the bus stop.

I was driving thru the hood and saw a stankin ratchet standing next to a puddle and I cleaned her up with a hood bath.

by jfiles June 23, 2014

Hood plumber

A service where unemployed black men fuck grossly overweight white women to feed off of their section 8 , food stamps, and other government funded services .

My obese aunt carol whos had several abortions , and a KFC member plus card , is looking for a new hood plumber to fill her holes .

by PauliePinks March 7, 2023

Hood goldfish

A homie hopper that stays within one friend group.

What a hood goldfish!

by RebeccaSweatheart August 2, 2011

Boyz in da hood

It is a game that can be played with three circumcised males that takes the place of “Docking” since it is impossible for them to ‘Dock’. Two of the males put their penises tip to tip, and the third male uses the loose skin from their testicles to wrap around the two penis tips and create a “coupler” that holds them tip to tip.

I am so bored, I hope Kevin and Alex want to go do Boyz in da Hood with me.

by Dock With Me October 5, 2023

Hood Pissed

extremely pissed off, so badly that you want to punch a bitch in the face.

Damn, I am hood pissed that bitch tried to steal my husband.

by pinheadlarrylookinass July 5, 2020

hood

HOOD is not fun! HOOD quite scary! Don't go playin there! They ain't gon like you! White people BEWARE!!!!! BLACK PEOPLE COME HERE!!

Guy1: Man i was in the HOOD yesterday and I almost got shot!!
Guy2: Man what did i tell you! Stay outta there! White guys don't belong there!
Guy from the hood: He right man! You don't belong there!

by The correct defintion August 14, 2017

hood snag

Someone who called someone a hood snake after bidding on a blanket that you wanted but didn’t get because you were too late

Ur a hood snag don’t come near me

by My name and a pap pap August 22, 2020