e-friend

a friend you know from the internet, an "electronic friend."

I love my e-friends who live in my computer!

by Safffernellie September 2, 2009

Facial Friend

A friend that lets you cum in her face.

I can't wait to see my facial friend, I have a big load waiting for her.

by D&DinDallas April 12, 2011

poop friend

what you get when you smear shit all over your naked body and then press yourself up against a wall.

ed: dude, why are you covered in shit?
jay: i was just in the bathroom making a poop friend.
ed: sweet!

by ron johnson October 30, 2004

Sometime Friend

When someone only acts like your friend sometimes. When it is good for them.

Joe: why don't you hangout with them anymore
Becks: i've became there sometime friend
Joe: wow what asses
Becks: yeah i know

by BieberHomey February 25, 2010

Facebook-friend

Somebody you know, and or don't really like who sends you a request to be a “friend “on face book. You usually accept because you don't want to make it more awkward then it already is.

That moron John sent me a friend request. I really hate that kid, but I'm going to see him tonight at Mary’s house, I don't want it to be awkward. He's really just a " facebook-friend. "

by Prom King December 3, 2009

friends with risks

1.The opposite of "friends with benefits". 2. When you need to visit the STD clinic shortly after hanging out with your friends. 3. Typically, what happens when the risks of your friendship outweigh the "benefits". 4. People that actually think the "benefit" in a friendship is your ability to have sex with them.

Kim:" What's up with Dave? He hasn't been around for a few days."
Carla: " I guess he took the hint. I turned him down the other night. He kept pulling at my clothes while we were watching a Twilight movie. That's ok, I'm tired of friends with risks anyway!"

by Dee Sember December 4, 2010

Bro-Friend

A combination of the 2 worst things a woman can say to a guy who likes her:
1. You're just like a brother to me
2. Let's just be friends

The combination of both of these becomes a lethal Left / right hook combo that becomes "Bro-Friend"

Guy: So I was out for drinks with this girl and she dropped a brutal line on me!

Friend: What was it

Guy: She called me her "Bro-Friend"

Friend: Damnn! you guys are done!

by Age Capo December 14, 2008