bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money

Jeff said, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”

by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022

Big Eared Pussy

A former NHL hockey player, who made his living ripping tape to tape passes to Sidney Crosby. Member of the 1997 South Shore Kings. Known for his satellite dish ears.

“Make a putt, you big eared pussy!”

by jp1123 March 7, 2021

Swimmer's ear

When a man is about to climax and ejaculates in his partner's ear

Last night he gave her swimmer's ear.

by Tannaredmaine August 2, 2024

Ear Nut

When your eardrums shoot a huge load from listening to an amazing song.

"Oh yeah, this song made me ear nut so hard."

by SocialAnxietea March 23, 2017

ear vomit

Something that sound horrible

That song is ear vomit

by pseudonyn name June 8, 2016

Small Ears

Adj. A insult used against someone who never answers you, or just simply can't hear you. It is not an extreme insult it's a light insult.

Watch this: "HEEY LUUKEEE"
no response
Luke is small ears he ignores everyone.

by Squadalized November 17, 2017

Ear Plunger

When a male sticks his penis into a females/males ear and proceeds to cum while humping/plunging the ear.

My boy be looking fine next to me so I gave him that ear plunger

by BigBoiBee May 3, 2017