With All Dude Respect

Allowing an otherwise gay comment to be said from one guy to another.

See: No Homo

John: Dude... I love your shirt. Where did you get it? With all dude respect.

Chris: No problem man. I got it on sale at the Gap.

by Dervish88888888 February 8, 2013

Big dude black shorts

A large person who always wears black shorts with a white stripe down the side.

wow. its big dude black shorts.

by jamie leek June 3, 2008

Dude What Would Happen

A pretty bad ripoff of, "Mythbusters" shown on Cartoon Network.

Due to the fact that Dude What Would Happen appeals to 10 year old boys, Cartoon Network generates good popularity for it.

"I love that show Dude What Would Happen, it rocks!"

"Are you 10 man?"

by SeventhSandwich[BL] June 10, 2010

What the actual fuck, dude

Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.

Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"

by NoNoNoNoNoNoHellNo December 23, 2019

Dude you have no Quran

Said to a person, when they do not have something that is vital to a process they are about to complete. It may have been stolen (or otherwise made unavailable) from them shortly beforehand.
It was first used by Jacob Isom when he stole a Quran from a preacher who was going to burn it, in a viral video.

Teacher: And now, we will look at the results. I'll just get up that database.
Student: Dude you have no Quran. (After having uninstalled the database software.)

by Rahrahbahbnahm September 22, 2010

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007

dude, you're getting a dell!

1. the art of buying/purchasing/receiving a dell
2.the guy in the dude/dell commercials who got arrested for doing some illegal drug. i guess dells arent that entertaining.

My six-year-old bro got arrested for wanting to be like the 'dude, you're getting a dell!' guy.

by Jesh!kah October 15, 2003