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Depression Session

Slang for when someone in school has a mental health check-up
Person 1: Hey, why's Kyle not in PE today?

Person 2: Oh yeah, I think he's on a depression session today.

Person 1: Damn, always when it's PE... I wish I had depression now.
by GotBulliedAtSchool98 November 21, 2021
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Dick depressed

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014
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Post-Binge Depression

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
by Blukat2 November 3, 2023
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Depression

I’m so full of depression
by Thatsmy_handle June 7, 2019
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Depression

Depression is a serious mental illness. Usually people are depressed because something terrible happened in their life or maybe just because they miss someone/something. But not all people with depression have a reason to be depressed. Sometimes you’re just depressed because you need to be. Some people are constantly sad some are constantly numb. Some people talk about it and some people don’t. Some people show emotions and some people just hide it behind a fake smile all day. It’s like hating yourself and wanting to die but also being scared of death. It’s waking up in the morning, feeling like everyday’s the same. It’s when you know you have people around that love you but feeling like nobody cares. It’s when you cry yourself to sleep every night and cover your mouth so you don’t make noise. People with depression usually either can’t sleep or they sleep too much. Some people lose their appetite and don’t eat at all and some people try to eat the pain away by overeating.

When somebody tells you they have depression don’t act like it’s nothing. Because it is something and it’s very serious.

People with depression always lack confidence. They wear either oversized clothes or always wear sweatshirts because of self harm. They hate when other people make jokes about death, because for them it’s like talking about their dream. It’s wanting to die but not wanting other people to hurt the way you did so instead drowning yourself in your head with those horrible thoughts.
Person 1: “Are you okay?”
Person 2: “What? Oh yeah, I’m fine,just a bit tired.”
Person 1: “Oh come on I know you’re not fine. Just talk to me,please.”

Person 2: “Okay then. I have depression and it’s getting worse everyday and I don’t know what to do because I’m scared to tell anyone.”
Person 1: “ Oh my god I’m so sorry, I had no idea. Thanks for opening up to me and don’t worry, we’ll find help together.”
Person 2: “ Thanks for being here for me.”
by Tired123 November 21, 2021
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Bumping that depression

Turning up to sad music that brings back bad memories
Frank was bumping that depression when he was in his bed
by Frank abbs July 21, 2018
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Depressable

Very upsetting or sad
I just lost in my game” That’s depressable
by Annie Lomas November 8, 2021
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