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Get the Danned mug.The Ballad of Dan the Man from Bhutan
He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his
mit-tan which were cian.
Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.
Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.
Plus he has a plan
To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.
He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his
mit-tan which were cian.
Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.
Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.
Plus he has a plan
To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.
He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!
Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
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“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”
“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”
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In short, Jesus 2.
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