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Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time
Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.
by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025
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Danned

Overcomplicating things. Overthinking it for no reason!
The instructions were absolutely Danned with unnecessary jargon that nobody could follow them. I think they were Danning this.
by NotDan123 November 19, 2025
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Dan

The Ballad of Dan the Man from Bhutan

He’s Dan the man from Bhutan
He joined dryland where he ran
With his dog named Stan
And his claw hand in his

mit-tan which were cian.

Dan the man is very tan
And he eats spam straight from a can
Or satees it in a pan.

Dan the man is a real math fan
He’s in a band where he likes to jam
In his favorite vans.

Plus he has a plan

To stay at NBS where he’s a part of our clan.

He likes crayans and don’t worry, he’s human.
person: Your my friend named Dan the Man from Bhutan!

Story teller: There was once a man named Dan from Bhutan, who was very Tan, and he had a dog named Stan, and we hope that he stays of NBS, becuase we are all happy as a Clam
by YourfavDan November 20, 2025
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Dan Time

The act of telling someone a specific time for a specific task, thing, or event but never being on time
He said he will arrive at 1pm but I am sure it is dan time so he will arrive 5pm
by nubito November 27, 2025
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Dan’s Syndrome

An unrelenting, visceral attraction to morbidly obese women
Man this girl is really hot but that absolute tank is guarding her”

“Don’t worry bro, I’ve got Dan’s Syndrome”
by Shmoopers69 January 13, 2026
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Dan Campbell

As of 2026, the head coach of the NFL’s Detroit Lions. Since January 2021, Campbell has coached the Lions and is considered by many to be one of, if not the greatest head coach in the franchise’s history. He holds an impressive record of 54-45-1 and has the most playoff wins as a Lions head coach at 2 (as of 1/13/26). He’s known for his pride in his teammates, his ballsy plays (for fuck’s sake he had an offensive tackle play QB once), and being allergic to field goals. It doesn’t matter if you have one asscheek and three toes, he will beat your ass. You can knock him down, he will smile at you, he will get up, and on the way up he will bite a kneecap off.

In short, Jesus 2.
Dan Campbell is the greatest football coach in existence.
by beef boss January 13, 2026
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Tuxedo Dan

The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.
Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan
by Tuxedo dan November 22, 2021
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