Dennisovitsch Disease

When you have to go to the Toilet for hours straight, without no one knowing where you went.

Dude he has been away for hours he might have the Dennisovitsch Disease.

by Expressed Sequence June 28, 2024

Man Disease

Were either you are looking at something but do not see it or you always have to be right.

"Honey, does anything look any different?"

"Um...no?"

"Seriously! Typical man disease."

by Captain DRock April 25, 2010

sangita disease

someone that is slower then everyone else mentally

HA HA HE has the sangita disease

by murda man. June 30, 2022

apl disease

Abnormally Large Penis disease.. no, it's not actually a thing but if you're a twelve year old boy then you probably think it is..

The doctors diagnosed me with APL disease, and I couldn't agree more.

by theknowleger July 26, 2016

rikku disease

a dangerous disease known to spread slowly, starting from screens. once in contact with this virus online, it will slowly inhabit your mind, causing you to lose focus and energy, and eat away at your brain cells.

there is currently no known cure for this disease, however, seek immediate special care if in contact at any point in time.

“Did you hear about the ibrahims?”
“Yeah, I heard Stephen almost got an email that almost gave him the rikku disease!”
“Good thing Andres called a doctor!”

by Bear_Butt87 January 7, 2021

shit and mouth disease

When a girl wipes back to front (arse to coochie) and then you proceed to go down on her and eat her shitty fanny

I got shit and mouth disease from going down on that girl that wipes back to front

by Ddkong July 27, 2022

budspair disease

This disease has many symptoms. All symptoms of this disease mimic being bipolar and being psychotic. If you run into someone who has budspair disease, they will most definitely live in indiana and will most definitely have no life, no job and live with their parents. They obsess over average, low par men and will stop at nothing to defend what they call a "relationship".

Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease, she had to be spayed and then put down for the sake of the sane world.

by bipolarandluvinit November 10, 2008