Canadian xylophone

A sexual act in which a woman gets on her hands and knees in front of her male partner while he dips his erect penis in a bowl of ice water and repeatedly slaps it against her back.

Jan and I decided to try something new last night so I played her like a Canadian xylophone.

by HoneyTheHusky June 10, 2016

Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.

Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.

by havensplayer June 13, 2018

Angy Canadian

means a angry Canadian who is ready to kick some ass! or being rude or trashtalking

Zack: Leon stop being a Angy Canadian its just a game
Leon: GET OUT OFF MY ROOM I AM PLAYING MINCRAFT!!!!!
Zack: okay...

by PsychoManias August 21, 2023

Canadian Pancake Mix

When one Hershey squirts on a flat service while sitting down

Dude, I just made Canadian Pancake Mix!

by Highflyskydive December 2, 2016

Canadian Seagulls

A slang for the common animal 'Canadian Geese'

"Wow! Look at all those Canadian Seagulls"

by TheDefinitionFox October 2, 2018

Canadian forces

Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification

Fuck cf and the Canadian forces

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022

Canadian Dry Ass Job

A Canadian Dry Ass Job (in all caps) is when a nigger (male) puts his balls into a 18 year old chink (male) and then pours Canadian dry all over the chinks booty cheeks. Lastly, they both start doing 69 and lick each others cheeks and poop.

Braydon: Yo I just gave Jaden a Canadian Dry Ass Job (CDAJ)

Ethan: Kys bro that was my little brother

Braydon: Mb cuh

Ethan: Nigger looking pedophile

by MOnkeyu June 11, 2023