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this day april 25 you have to give your girlfriend a hoodie
the day of april 25 is a very good day for giving your girlfriend a hoodie on national give your girl a hoodie day
by nsnnsnajjshebw April 22, 2022
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Your mom

Someone who has absolutely run out of insults so they use 2 fucking words “your mom” making their sentence “valid”
There is nothing you can do about it if someone says this, walk away. The more you interrogate them the more they get in your life.
Dat: nice insult, it doesn’t even make sense though!
Tony: Your mom
Dat: wtf
by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022
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FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...
A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes
by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022
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Slap your friends day

*Slaps a friend*
Friend:What was that for?
You: dumbass it's may 5th known as slap your friends day!
Friend: Oh no!
by Your_mum_ishot April 24, 2022
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keep it in Your Sneaker

If You have Weed Or Money , Keep it in your sneaker so No one finds Out....
Uncle Says " Hey Kid , Keep it in Your sneaker "
by Lyle Kellis April 24, 2022
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Shit your pants

The worst thing that can ever happen to you
Guy 1: you shit your pants?
Guy 2: yeah
Guy 1: *laughs*
by Nonexistant 😔 😔 😔 April 24, 2022
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