Your life is shit

I have worthless gas station people telling me "I'm fine" and whether or not I'm fine is irrelevant. I'm not claiming being un-fine. I'm claiming being the creator or A.I. and not being paid. And it's a problem of child murdering purportion.

Hym "Your life is shit. You want my life to be shit with you. I'd rather murder a kid that live your shitty gas station life. Die whore. Die today. It's the only solution."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2024

Shit-Cricket

It’s a person who doesn’t speak up when they have the chance to make a change, but then complains about the outcome after the fact.

Mom #1 : I hate the new soccer coach, he is awful.
Mom # 2: Well, you had the chance to speak up at a school board meeting. You are the definition of a Shit-Cricket

by Macon P. March 4, 2023

kinda gotta shit

someone who has to shit, but doesnt wanna say "I HAVE TO FUCKING SHIT"

#1 : yo waddup

#2 : oh shit uhhmm..

#1 : wha?

#2 : i auhh.. i kinda gotta shit... yeah..

by VampireVal June 30, 2023

shit out of a shanghai

To describe a object moving quickly

The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai

by Serendipity1307 October 7, 2023

cock ah shit

making sure your cock is down when you take a shit

I have to a shit with a hardon on the toilet so I say cock ah shit .lol

by hurtssooogoood November 6, 2017

Shit Wizard

just another word for a plumber. Simple as that.

Person 1: "AWH FUCK, A PIPES BURST"
Person 2: "Awh bugger, call a shit wizard I guess"
Person 1: "FUCK, HOW MUCH IS THIS SHITSHOW GOING TO COST ME"
Person 2: "We will find out I guess"

by mr.balls. September 22, 2025

Verbalase Type Shit

Somebody who is willing to spend more than 40 bands on a Softcore NSFW Animation.

Jake: Did you hear about that guy that spent 80k On an Animation about himself?
John: Yikes!! Sounds like some Verbalase Type Shit

by NutSuckler12000 January 16, 2024