young and dumb

When an adult describes his past self as a dumbass. Usually with terrible experiences.

Billy: I remember when 9/11 happened. Man I was so young and dumb.
Joseph: Same. Can't believe it's been 20 years.

by anonymous December 16, 2021

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Brigham's young

He surely had a passel of 'em!

I find it difficult to feel overly loyal or respectfully supportive towards a polygamous religious leader who's fathered so many "Brigham's young" children; Warren Jeffs comes to mind as a prime example.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

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Brig'em Young

A sarcastically-disparaging nickname given to an overly-strict-'n'-severe military-base supervisor who staunchly believes in da appallingly-prejudiced "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" philosophy, and who therefore thinks dat any even-minorly-misbehaving "Army brat" should automatically be sent to da slammer, rather than being given a lighter punishment like probation or community service.

George Beat-Around-Da-Bush said he'd give us a "kinder gentler America" during his presidency, but said lofty promise never seemed to actually come to fruition --- selfishness and violent crime have climbed to an all-time high, and we still have plenty of "Brig'em Young" figures terrorizing da offspring of our nation's veterans!

by QuacksO December 29, 2021

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