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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
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Sexual bases

First base is hand holding. The first step on your journey to procreation.

Second base is hugging, a much more intimate step as this is the first time you are removing space for the Lord.

Third base is kissing, although not with tongue, because that's for married people

Fourth base, aka hitting a home run, is for French kissing, when the tongue is involved. Once the tongue is involved, you must immediately proceed to either a church so that God may grant you a marriage license and allow you to produce a child in his name, or to the gates of hell, you dirty sinner!
I didn't know what the sexual bases were, but now that I do, I am ready to get married and produce many heirs.

Johnny got to first base last night, bless his heart. So excited to see what he names the baby!
I was so scared to get to second base but now that I've been I must say that I wanna hit a double every night!
When we got to third base last night, I made sure that we didn't do anything that God wouldn't do. If they didn't do it in the Bible, restrain yourself, dirty slut!
Marissa and Roger hit a home run last night. May they rest in peace!
by Jesuslovesmethisiknowforthebib September 17, 2022
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Based

an adjective, sometimes a noun, describing a person whose opinion coincides with yours
-Did you know that Elon Musk supports child slavery? He's so based!
-What the heck? No, that's the opposite of based!
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