if i had to pick a dude

This phrase is rather uncommonly used. Males use this as a "no homo" kind of thing when told odd questions like "if you were gay who would you date?".

If I had to pick a dude?

Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon

Peter - If you were gay, who would you date?
Henri - If I had to pick a dude.... it would be Charles

Peter - Yo thanks man. I'd date myself too.

by Scherette May 15, 2018

Stop Being Mean dude

you say this when someones a simp, being mean, gay faggit or something else idk.

Why do you keep talking to her you simp your mean. no im not. cap Stop being mean dude you so goofy ahh bazonkadoink.

by TheGOATofEVERYTHING! September 23, 2022

Suck my tits dude

A uniquely female way to say "Fuck Off". Commonly abbreviated as SMTD.

Liz: "working overtime again?"

Rachel: "yeah, John called out again, so I'm working a double shift. He can suck my tits dude!!"

by Shabbyrue May 2, 2015

With All Dude Respect

Allowing an otherwise gay comment to be said from one guy to another.

See: No Homo

John: Dude... I love your shirt. Where did you get it? With all dude respect.

Chris: No problem man. I got it on sale at the Gap.

by Dervish88888888 February 8, 2013

Some Creepy Dude

the most awesome guy on earth

"Some Creepy Dude is so awesome and he totally didn't type this like 3 minutes ago"

by Some Crippling Dude July 6, 2017

Late' dude, peace

I'll see you later, take care.
Other variations: Later dude, peace; LDP.

Person 1: "I'll see you later my sarsippian brother-man"
Person 2: "Late' dude, peace."

by jbock220 January 16, 2011

Nice snowboard dude!

It means "Nice snowboard dude!". Nothing else.

Just post it as your status and put it in the comments section of other posts!

Nice snowboard dude!

by Beall619 April 28, 2016