scare titties

Someone who's gayer than aids

That girl is scare titties.

by Dick master 6818 August 22, 2017

witty titty

Witty titty is an instance where a girl outsmarts her boyfriend or shows a higher degree of intelligence

She twerked on him behind his back without him knowing?

Damn she's a witty titty

by the fondler of melons October 21, 2013

Pancake Titties

A girl with unusually flat or disappointing titties

Bro Maddie flashed me last night she got pancake titties

by Fuckyessirb June 25, 2020

Titty dagwood

When a woman's breasts are so desirable that you just want to put a bun on the top and a bun on the bottom and dig in face-first.

Shit Bob, look at the cans on that hostess. How'd you love to give them a titty dagwood?

by David Giomandro August 5, 2008

city titties

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump

Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009

Pitty Titties

Pitty Titties are from the words pitty and tittie combined. Together those words mean that your girl-friend or boy-friend has saggy titties.

holy piss man your girl has pitty titties.

by Nateatlarge August 29, 2010

Titty Check

The female equivalent to "belly bump."( What sumo wrestlers do sometimes before or after a match.) Except for women bumping their tits together, as a greeting or when someone says something totally awesome.

When Keterae and Charlotte hadn't seen each other in a while, and couldn't help but bump their titties together, by doing a proper titty check.

by Hemanharry September 24, 2011