Land the plane

This phrase is usually uttered in exasperation when someone is taking too long to tell a story, get to the point, etc.

Dude! You've been circling for a while. Get to the point--land the plane already!

by Rjakie May 17, 2025

Land bag

Your landlord, usually an old woman, who enters your apartment without notice because she owns the place. She’s a cheap old lady who likes to stick her nose in your business. She’s will, and has, used your towels to wipe up a leak unrelated to your apartment.

“Here comes the land bag to collect the rent.”

by Faultliner May 26, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

The EVIL Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and then got immediately shot in the neck.
Something something Candace Owens.
"Woah, this cookie says i'm going to get shot in the neck!"

"Charlie Kirk unlucky landing evil fortnite POI ow ow I'm getting shot lowk."

by JohnGlue October 26, 2025

Charlie Kirk unlucky landing

Unlucky landing is the evil Fortnite POI where Charlie Kirk opened a misfortune cookie and got shot in the neck immediately after.

Hey did you hear about the Charlie Kirk unlucky landing accident?
No, what happened to Charlie Kirk?
He got shot in the neck there.

by hoemobile October 26, 2025

False Landing

A landing after a jump that isn't completed successfully. This includes landing on one's knees, collapsing, stumbling, or being unable to complete a break step.

I’m counting that as a false landing, you landed on your feet first.

by anonthermus November 21, 2025

Blufor Landing

A crashing Helicopter in King of the hill on Arma 3 is known as a Blufor Landing

Enemy Vehicle Inbound bearing.... never mind Blufor Landing Cary on.

by Ander0sn November 26, 2025

yitre land

getting to high

he hit the pen and went to yitre land

by hazard💔 December 28, 2025