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naša vojvodina (robert)

Usually refers to a very based Serb-Romanian. The urban legend can often be found in the most obscure Yugoslav servers. Experts say if you find him you will be blessed with permanent luck (unless you are a muslim). His theme songs are "Komunjare" and "Tata". World's top scientists indicate the fact that if he concentrates all of his power he can leave Hungarian women on a 250 mile radius pregnant with twins (which will be 100% romanian btw)! He was refused entry in the USA because his biceps were considered weapons of mass destruction. He can drain all of Middle East's oil in one snap of a finger!
"I hope one day I will be like Robert!"
"I heard naša vojvodina is responsible for Srebrenica."
"Hi Robert, how's it going? All good, I'm at the 5th liberated town in Srpska today!"
"My grandpa told me a story about naša vojvodina (robert)!"
by robert himself November 22, 2021
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Robert

Robert is my name
I am Robert
by Mr Lester October 4, 2020
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Robert

ROBERT X AIDEEN (he also never responds to texts according to aideen)
me: oml aideen and robert are such a cute couple. #Raideen!!!
by NOTyourmother69 May 9, 2022
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Robert Amos

If you are a Robert Amos then you have it all
Check that guys dick out it's definitely a Robert Amos.
by A chick that knows December 4, 2022
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Roberts’ Rule

No kissing during anonymous hook-ups. Often used by gay men. In reference to the Julia Roberts movie, Pretty Woman.
Oh sorry, I don’t kiss while hooking up. Roberts’ Rule.
by JuliaRobertsHerself July 21, 2022
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Robert

Robert is my man ❤️ - Kipria
Robert is Kipria’s mann .
by pria . April 28, 2024
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Robert Wilcoxen

A shitty Indy wrestle that's smells like regret and fast food. Who is The Prodigy James Currey Bitch.
That guy wrestles like Robert wilcoxen.
by One Arm Cyborg Taxi Driver October 5, 2021
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