Put her down

The respectful way to refer to the act of shaving off a large beard or mustache.

"Nice porn 'satchel!"
"Thanks bud. She's what remains of my winter beard, but I think I'm gonna have to put her down in a week or two. I haven't gotten laid since December."

by Sloppy7ths June 2, 2021

Put the turkey in the smoker

A sexual euphemism referring to the act of female sodmising a male with a strap on.

He was so drunk he didn't even know I had 'put the turkey in the smoker' until it was too late

by Cricket in SG May 19, 2017

stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole

A very inappropriate softball cheer. Used by coaches to get their teams ready to hit... what we dont know

When the team came in from playing defense, the coach has the team cheer "Stroke it, poke it, put it in the hole" to get them fired up to hit

by daflashers June 25, 2017

Putting the ronseal on

Celebrity marriage. The average celeb marriage lasts about five years, just like ronseal five year wood stain.

Kaley Cuoco and Josh ‘Lazie’ Resnik are engaged. They will soon be putting the ronseal on the relationship.

by Noodles56 October 28, 2011

put the scaffolding up

when you're chatting up a sort in preparation of dropping game on her

yeah mate I'm about to put the scaffolding up now

by lewis sexy boy November 25, 2016

Put your dick in it

Used when someone cooks a meal that taste delicious. Used in the same fashion as “put your foot in it”.

“Damn this ziti slaps! You put your dick in it”

Sturdy McGreengo

by Sturdy McGreengo November 17, 2021

put the pot in the bong

The weed that is currently in your surrounding premises is being directed by a fellow ally to be placed in a circular shaped filtration device nearby for social enjoyment.

This saying has stemmed long from a psychedelics culture at casual social gatherings, and has recently been used in JID song, "Off da Zonkys"

Hey, put the pot in the bong you filthy animal...*roar*

by Lady Bé November 27, 2020