Read the paper 

What you should do when you know regular media ( except radio and newspapers) will drive you off the rails

Don't listen to fox News or CNN, go read the paper.

Read the paper by Uncle Dimma January 18, 2022

Brown toilet paper 

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.

Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.

Brown toilet paper by Poopy bed June 8, 2022

single use paper-formulated 

Something that's single use and made of paper, like a MUG.

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single use paper-formulated by limeonade June 15, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

When something makes you feel super low; feeling bad

That made me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet by SheaHiStepn August 12, 2022

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet 

Feel so low you could still swing your feet if you were sitting on toilet paper; feel super bad;

Why’d you have to say it like that?? Makes me feel like I could sit on toilet paper and swing my feet.

sit on toilet paper and swing my feet by SheaHiStepn August 15, 2022

No more paper? 

When you need to print something but you realise you have ran out of paper

Oh no!
Is there No More Paper?

No more paper? by cool dogs eat December 16, 2022

Roblox man face paper plate 

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it

“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”

Roblox man face paper plate by doinkass May 4, 2023