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Nostalgia Ninja

Something from the past you never knew knew existed, but realize as an adult you know everything about them.
Air Supply? Never heard of them. Oh, yeah, I recognize that song. Hey, I know all the words to this one. Wait, I know that one too. Holy crap, they also sang this one?! How do I know all the words of 11 of their songs and never knew who the hell they were?!?! That snuck up on me like a nostalgia ninja!
by Geo October September 7, 2018
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Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.
Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.
by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022
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Minge ninja

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess
by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021
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Ninja Beer

A beer you grab when you get home after being out with friends. You quickly take a sip to mask the the booze smell coming out of your pores. Your spouse assumes it's your first one since you just got home and isn't immediately pissed for you being shitfaced drunk.
When I get home the first thing I'm going to do is grab a Ninja Beer from the garage fridge, that way my wife won't know I've been at happy hour for the last 4 hours.
by elpac January 21, 2021
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Ninja Mole

The act of aggressively grabbing a man's genitalia at the base from under the butt while he is bent over and pulling it upwards...yelling Ninja Mole
Broke up with my girlfriend after she gave me a Ninja Mole.
by NFly February 12, 2021
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fortnite ninja

a 29 year old that plays a game filled with people 20 years younger than him
his very existence is a meme
by Vesperr February 15, 2021
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Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.
I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.
by Osi777gt March 22, 2021
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