a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and sorry I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star.
by Sexydimma July 4, 2012
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private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant: lol, as in Michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes, since Jordan is my middle name and no because my last name is not Jordan.
sergeant: lol
by Sexydimma August 25, 2013
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Get the noob mug.a synonym, although a neutral or offensive one (depending on the situation and context) one, for a rookie or a newbie.
military drill sergeant (adressing a private): yo noob, wat might yor name be?
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
private: Sir, my name is Michael Jordan.
drill sergeant : as in michael Jordan the basketball star?
private: yes and no. yes, since Jordan is my middle name and I am proud of it, and no because my last name is not Jordan and I am not related to Michael Jordan the basketball star, sorry...
by Sexydimma February 4, 2012
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by Noobers March 19, 2012
Get the Noob Tube mug.a beginner DJ that has not yet had enough experience to be called a proper DJ, and thus, is referred to as a Noob-J by other experienced DJ's.
guy 1: That guy's mix was pretty sweet!
DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.
DJ: Yeah, but he's only been mixing for a couple weeks, he's just a Noob-J.
by stratos March 27, 2012
Get the Noob-J mug.A term or phrase used mainly by nerds and geeks who spend 24/7 on countless pc/video games. The word has literally no purpose in the world and is a waste on the english language. You will have to be a complete moron to use this term. Seriously, no one uses this any more.
Nerd 1: So last night i was on world of warcraft and I battled against some noob with an axe. What a quantum recombobulator!
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
Nerd 2: Wait that was me! You're such a Windows Vista!!!
Yeah, I went there!
Nerd 1: Oh no you di'int I bet you can't calculate Pi to even one digit!
Geek: I was playing on zombie attack 3 the other night when some noob zombie hit me with my own calculator!
Gangsta: Fuck you man, get your ass outside and learn some better trash talk.
by Cittycat April 15, 2012
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