New Jerker

Noun: A person from the state of New Jersey.

Mike: "Did you see the latest episode of Jersey Shore?"
Jeff: "Yeah, those New Jerkers really trigger me though."

by Hodor76 February 8, 2017

New pork

Whenever around mixed company and wanting to talk about human meat used the code word new pork

How does this sound over a bed of garlic mashed potatoes a braised roulade of new pork stuffed with locally grown spinach and a mushroom duxelle topped with a port wine demi-glace garnished with Bing cherry

by The Golden Cheetah August 16, 2018

custodies news

a news network on astra memecus witch is 100% true all the time. dont mind his action or what fake or real. just see the news. fake news what that its just a great news network

damm i just saw custodies news it's so real

by custodiesbased December 2, 2021

New Zealand

A Twitter Phannie (Dan and Phil fan), @moonrisedjh , posted a tweet with the caption “dan: im gay

phannies, ex phannies and random people:” referencing dan’s coming out video. Instead of attaching the right picture, she accidentally added a picture of New Zealand. Now people use it as a reaction picture.

“When you realise Dan and Phil shit in the same toilet so their asses have kissed picture of New Zealand

by phannieeeeeee July 2, 2019

New Mexkittens

Pussy ass New Mexicans !

I just met some people from New Mexico and they were totally New Mexkittens

by Jkooking June 9, 2018

NEW WORD

I got penis warts

underneath my shorts
And I have a stick

That's called a dick

I have a NEW WORD

by LOLOLOLOLOL /John Wood November 9, 2022

The Guardian News

Man who fucked his girl on camera for money

DID YOU SEE THE NEWS! IT WAS A GAURDIAN NEWSPAPER!!! He fucked his girl. I can’t believe The Guardian News Exists. It’s supposed to guard you from porn stars

by The Guardian Newspaper May 26, 2021